I think the time has come ladies for maybe some thoughts on how men think, you may not like it so here is your chance to bail but knowing you and the kind of creatures you are you will read on, read something that pisses you off and then want to email me about it, well have for warning and no fucking complaints.

If I feel like that then maybe you are asking yourself why would I bother writing this to you, well maybe I can help you not be such terrific pains in the ass. So where should I start.

First off we really don't care what you are fucking talking about and you really can't hold us accountable to anything that we say yes to because we really weren't listening when you asked so therefore what Yes really means is SHUT THE FUCK UP and you can not hold us to it. When you are talking we are thinking two things and two things only, one we are thinking why doesn't she shut the fuck up, what the fuck is she talking about, why doesn't she call one of her friends if she wants to talk, can't she see that I am busy, doesn't she realize I'm watching TV, when the fuck is she going to shut up. And if we show interest in what you are saying it is because we either haven't gotten your pussy yet or its like the first week of the relationship and were not tired of the pussy yet.

Two, we are thinking that you mouth would be much more useful if it were sucking our dick. We should be allowed when you are talking to much to grab you by the hair and stick our cock down your throat. Your pissed now aren't you, well I warned you not to read on and you took the bait and read on so guess what NO FUCKING COMPLAINING.

Now when it comes to sex, learn how to suck dick properly will ya, this can make the difference in the world and we will put up with some shit if you can suck a good dick and yes we want our dick sucked every time, every night, shit every time we come through the door for that matter and yes you need to be waiting in lingerie every evening, we would be so much better if you just followed those simple guidelines. Take our cum all over your face and learn to swallow the motherfucker, you really want to turn us on while your on your knees look us in the eye and "please baby cum all over my face" that is instant cum or even better "I have to swallow your cum give it to me now". Have another women waiting for us so you can put on a show once in a while would it really kill you? Give us a motherfucking lap dance and strip for us at least once a month, I mean you complain if we go to a titty bar but yet you don't want to provide for us what we go there for. Now that we are going to look at other pussy and yes we are thinking ourselves, "damn that's another one I'm not going to get to fuck" and yes when we fuck you that night we are thinking we are fucking her so indulge our fantasies and when you see a chicky that you know appeals to us give us a nudge and whisper in our ear to check out her ass and when we are having sex that night turn to us in your best slutty voice and say "now fuck me like you would fuck her". And while were at it get a good slut voice, yes we want to fuck sluts in the bedroom and that doesn't mean we don't have respect for you.

Anal sex, we want it, you don't want to give it to us, bite the fucking bullet and take it in the ass, take it for the team, take it however just take it in the ass and beg for it in the ass while your at it, we promise it won't hurt.

Now back to other women again indulge our fantasies and bring another bitch home, pick one up bring her through the door and say "look what I picked for you hunny" trust us once you get into it you'll like it and want to bring one home for us at least once a week. When were sitting watching TV instead of coming and talking to us come in and drop to your knees, take a mouth full of cum and get up and go away, don't say anything you'll spoil the moment. Which reminds me, when we are finished and laying in bed leave us the fuck alone instead of wanting to talk turn to us and say "thank you for fucking my brains out" turn around don't touch and go to sleep and whatever you do, do not and I repeat DO NOT TOUCH THE TIP OF OUR DICK AFTER WE CUM FOR AT LEAST THIRTY MINUTES. If you do then you forfeit any and all talking privileges for one week.

Masturbation, first we will jerk off and we will look at porn in any form while we do it, it's our right as men to do it. Second give us a show once a week, get a dildo fuck yourself, while fucking yourself beg us to come and stick our cock in your mouth, finger fuck yourself, if you know we are due to arrive home at a certain time be in bed in stockings and heels fucking yourself, trust me we will attack you like an animal after we watch for a few minutes and for god sakes it will help you cum and you should give us a little help in that area and sometimes ladies we want to cum in two minutes and when we do no complaining just get out the dildo and finish yourself off and when you take it out and start to give us a show it is possible it will arouse us again.

Now I know what you are thinking what we want is a porn start, a prostitute, well the answer to that question is yes of course that's what we fucking want so be that and shut the fuck up. Now I also know what you are thinking that all we think about is sex and you are partial right, all we think about women is sex that's all your good for, like when we see a but ugly women we think, god I would never fuck that bitch but yes we will fuck just about anything that moves and yes you are only good for sex. The important stuff we want to talk about with other men. Yes and one more thing, yes your man thinks like that he's just to fucking dumb and you got him pussy whipped that's why acts nice because he thinks he can't get another piece of ass like yours and I will give you one more warning, keep him away from me because I will liberate him.

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